The Shit In My Freezer

As of 7:41pm (Seoul central time), Thursday night, this is the detailed inventory of the shit in my freezer:

(1) paper cup half full of coagulated bacon grease.

(1/2) block of cheddar cheese, sharp

(1) bag of frozen ravioli

(1) package Daejeon Costco deli meat, turkey, smoked

(5)  trays ice, small cubes

(1) pair of pants, blue jean material

(1) blazer jacket, black

(1) box girl scout cookies, thin mint

(1) bottle vodka, Grey Goose, duty free

(2) packages tortillas

(1) plastic glow-in-the-dark TRex puzzle, 3D

(4) chicken breast

(3) strings Mardi Gras beads, blue, gold, green

(2) citronella coils

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