Lochness Monster, Desaults on Loans

SCOTLAND. With the world economy in murky waters, it came as little surprise when the famous “Lochness Monster” traveled to Edinborough to default on her student loans.  Bank manager Roland McCullough reports that the seamonster took out the loan in 1979 in order to attend Oxford university’s program for Bachelor of Arts in Physics.

“It’s a shame,” says bank patron  Ms. Edith Connery, “That even a well educated individual such as the lochnes monster can’t even get a decent job in this economy.  It’s a shame…”

McCullough mentioned that the lochness monster had become increasingly sporadic with payments over the last five years citing ‘being in between jobs.’ “Maybe things will look up for her next year.” he says.

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